I was in Sephora with my sister today and..
NO FUCKING WAY
tags: lol, 
buttercup looks like Hitler
MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.
oh my god tumblr
is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
bouncing
actually yes
yes
yeah
pretty much
Kinda hard not to.
indeed we do
He is having none of your snake shit today.
Let me just smack this poisonous snake…
Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass.
Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard
He went Mexican mom on its ass
He went Mexican mom on its ass
(Source: jadeita)
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
oh.my.god.
are those dentures
They look like gummy teeth candies. And I might have gif’d this cake…
Do not anger it.
The cake god.
YOU ARE ENRAGING THE GOD OF CAKES.
